mellenabrave:

lilobears:

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.

blindedbythedarkness:

everyone in the world: we need to talk about mental health before its too late!

me, literally screaming: everything is bad again!! im not coping!! i want to kill myself!! please someone help me!!

everyone: ✔ read 19:43

aphony-cree:

lord-kitschener:

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weedle-testaburger:

thescotchinthenorth:

arthicat:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

Can someone explain this to me?

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

Basically, ask why they like it. If they like it because they think it’s well-written and made, you’re probably good. But if they want to be like Walter White, or Tyler Durden, or Rick Sanchez, or Alex DeLarge, or Holden Caulfield: yeah, RUN.

Finally I can reblog this post.

This also goes for Mad Men, run like hell from any guy who identifies with/idolizes Don Draper

“It’s a satire. Many don’t get that… My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me ‘Fight Club’ is his favorite movie, I told her never to talk to Max again.” David Fincher, director of Fight Club 

broliloquy:

writterings:

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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bogleech:
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“What does this mean
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#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd
I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The...

bogleech:

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loreweaver:

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aztechnology:

gunsandfireandshit:

psilocybabe:

What does this mean

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#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd

I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting a whole set for a 60-card average deck would easily cost more than the car pictured. This card alone is worth nearly 20k, with some others costing several thousand dollars.

someone is absolutely a fuckin rich nerd.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL

It’s because of a few factors all coming together!

First, this set was released in 1993.  The cards from it are so rarely in good condition anymore that the ones that are in mint condition are disproportionately valuable.

Second, there is, of course, the nostalgia value of this being the first set ever released for the game.

Third, Magic: the Gathering was the very first trading card game.  Richard Garfield, the designer, had no idea how popular it would get, and there was literally nobody else on the planet who had experience balancing a type of game that had never existed before.  These days, TCGs are a whole industry, and you can look at the past efforts of other designers for your cues.  In 1993, this was completely unexplored territory.  As a result, the set this came from is completely imbalanced.  Cards they thought would rule the game were regarded even then as nearly useless; cards they thought were fairly balanced or that would be rare in a neighborhood due to people just buying a box or two instead snapped the game in half.  There’s a really famous combo using only four cards, all of which are in this set, to kill your opponent from full health before they even get a turn.  Black Lotus is part of that combo.

As an addendum to the balance issue–Black Lotus, which gives you free “mana”–which you use to play other cards–at a rate better than literally anything else in the game, is considered the single most powerful card ever printed, because things that generate resources are generally more useful than the things that USE those resources.

Fourth–and this is a point of contention even to this day–Black Lotus cannot be reprinted due to legal issues.  After the unexpected popularity of the game took off, Wizards of the Coast released a set called Chronicles that reprinted a lot of cards that were hard to find…which tanked the value of their original printings.  Collectors threw a petulant hissy fit, and Wizards made the ill-advised decision to publicly commit to a “Reserved List” of cards that they would never reprint.

The Reserved List stopped getting new cards put on it after a couple of years, but the damage was done.  Sure, some of these cards can’t be reprinted in certain competitive environments because they’re too powerful, but it’s been so long since they were last printed that they’re extremely hard to find even if you have the money to buy them.  They’re so hard to find that officially sanctioned tournaments that allow those cards often allow a certain number of stand-in “proxy” cards just to make it so that people can play the game.  Wizards releases anthology sets on a more regular basis, now that the collector’s market no longer has a stranglehold on the game, but they would be sued to oblivion if they abolished the Reserved List, despite the vast majority of players hating it.

So to sum up–Black Lotus was a “rare” card in the three limited-run sets it was printed in, it can’t ever be printed again, it was last printed twenty-five years ago in sets with extreme nostalgia and symbolic value, and it’s the single most powerful card in the entire game.

So, yes, it sells for tens of thousands of dollars.

reblogging this here because mtg has such personal meaning to me and I wrote a whole-ass essay about it

When I got into magic as a kid it had only been a couple years since the first set but Black Lotuses were still the holy grail, worth a “whopping”…….$200.

Now they’re worth a down payment on a mcmansion.

lady–peaches:
““Yeah, Samus is my ripped wife..keep scrolling” ”

lady–peaches:

“Yeah, Samus is my ripped wife..keep scrolling”

ginger-ale-official:

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just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

chuzzus:

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

suburban-justice:

twigs-n-twine:

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excuse me?

well i guess i have my response to the post where i asked if gritty has legal personhood

prismatic-bell:

dailysex-and-kittens:

Yknow what? Fuck it, I was looking for a post about it and realised I can just make my own.

People saying Jack Black’s new YouTube channel is proof he’s part of some “reptilian government” or really anything about him that talks about him being related to anything reptilian is blatant antisemitism. Jack Black is a Jewish man. His mother is an ethnic Jew, his father’s a Jewish convert and he’s a practicing Jew raising his children Jewish.

And anyone who’s going head to head with the antisemites posting that stuff who say it’s “silly alt right conspiracies” or in any way belittles the reptilian stuff without acknowledging it’s antisemitic roots should Absolutely be held accountable for learning about why it’s antisemitic and arguing against it. You’re trivialising things used against Jews to harass and oppress us, and you need to stop, get educated, and care about Jews.

This goes a thousand fucking times more because he started the channel with the stated aim of unseating a Nazi sympathizer.